{"product_id":"slay-bells-1-david-lafuente-zeb-wells-07-07-2021-bad-idea","title":"Slay Bells #1 David Lafuente Zeb Wells (07\/07\/2021) Bad Idea","description":"\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStrict limit of 1 per customer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis July -- six cautious months before Christmas -- get ready for the greatest action comedy in BAD IDEA's long and storied history. A yuletide themed comic-book event wrapped in flammable tinsel, soaked in the blood of reindeer, and surrounded by the 5.56mm spent shell casings of the hapless SWAT team sent to try and stop the hellish force of death and destruction known as Santa Claus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur story begins on Christmas Eve, when little Bobby Hamilton and his father rise at dawn for their annual hunting trip -- a family tradition. This year's hunt is slow. No sign of deer all day. But just as their patience is about to give, they spot it. On the ridge. A deer. Shooting game on a ridge is strictly forbidden -- no telling where it might fall. But Bobby's father insists. They've waited all day and, after all, it's Christmas. How could they know the deer peeking over the ridge was...a reindeer? How could they know it was part of a group harnessed together pulling a sleigh? How could they know they were going to kill Old Saint Nick's beautiful baby boys? They run. They hide. But it doesn't matter. The quiet peace of this quaint Midwestern farming hamlet will soon be shattered because Santa Claus knows that they’ve been naughty, and he's coming to town to maim, kill and magically murder them all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMerry Vengeance and a Happy Retribution!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is a PRESALE. Release date stated in title. Books will ship after release date. Release dates subject to change without notice. We do not guarantee release dates set by publishers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis listing uses stock images, images may not have final trade dress. Final art may vary and will have trade dress (logos). Virgin covers will be explicitly stated in the title. If the title does not state that the cover is virgin, it will have logos\/trade dress. Industry standard is to provide retailers with images prior to release, these images usually do not contain logos but logos will be on the actual product when it is released.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAny CGC offerings will ship in approximately 60 - 90 days after the release date. Signed, special or limited edition items usually have later release dates than the initial release. Title may state the release date of the unsigned\/non limited item.\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\" data-mce-style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Golden Apple Comics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46409029419170,"sku":"MAR218495","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/2322\/files\/hxgins3d.png?v=1766088242","url":"https:\/\/j2games.com\/products\/slay-bells-1-david-lafuente-zeb-wells-07-07-2021-bad-idea","provider":"J2Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}